{"id":699,"date":"2023-02-04T21:29:05","date_gmt":"2023-02-05T03:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/?p=699"},"modified":"2023-02-04T21:29:05","modified_gmt":"2023-02-05T03:29:05","slug":"february-4th-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"February 4th 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Throwback to the other day when I got violently stabbed 3 times, then proceeded to have The Dread Doctors put headphones on me and make me look at letters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aka: I got 3 shots and got my hearing and vision tested by a nurse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first description is just more interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"769\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-769x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-769x1024.jpg 769w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-768x1022.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-1154x1536.jpg 1154w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-1539x2048.jpg 1539w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-676x900.jpg 676w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2203-scaled.jpg 1923w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 769px) 100vw, 769px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t been to the doctor in 4 years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not to mention the fact that they got my height wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m 5,2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They had some big arse pockets to carry the audacity to tell me I&#8217;m 5 feet and half an inch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do better, sis \ud83d\udc85<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Until next time,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Syd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Throwback to the other day when I got violently stabbed 3 times, then proceeded to have The Dread Doctors put headphones on me and make me look at letters. Aka: I got 3 shots and got my hearing and vision tested by a nurse. The first description is just more interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":703,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}