{"id":649,"date":"2023-02-01T12:30:31","date_gmt":"2023-02-01T18:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/?p=649"},"modified":"2023-02-01T12:30:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-01T18:30:31","slug":"february-1st-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/?p=649","title":{"rendered":"February 1st 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Take a picture of your dog early in the morning with the flash on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I dare you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can&#8217;t promise you won&#8217;t have PTSD for the rest of your years, but it&#8217;ll make for a great meme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"938\" src=\"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2289.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2289.jpg 750w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2289-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_2289-676x845.jpg 676w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Currently sending this photo of Ginger to everyone I know. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take a picture of your dog early in the morning with the flash on. I dare you. I can&#8217;t promise you won&#8217;t have PTSD for the rest of your years, but it&#8217;ll make for a great meme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":651,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions\/651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayhemsmadness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}