Good- afternoon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Almost said morning because that’s the day I’ve had \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2640\ufe0f <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Four words: …..dog. played. in. slime. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
SO, during our extended trip to Lowes, Ginger apparently went to the cabinets, pulled one of our cubby cubes down, ripped up a bunch of useless papers, and worst of all…. unscrewed a lid and got into PINK SLIME. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
ON MY MOTHER’S WHITE RUG. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And she got it on her nose, mouth, and paws \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luckily, we don’t think she ate any. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was quite a day, and I’d LOVE to know if your dogs\/ cats\/ pets have gotten into anything and made a hella big mess \ud83d\ude02 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not to mention the fact that a couple days ago she tore up an Ulta magazine (sadly, she also got to the 5 dollars off coupon \ud83d\ude2d), and ate a half a loaf of banana bread (I swear to dog, dog-). <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That half a loaf of banana bread, well, we think Moxie participated in eating it. Just FYI this bag was SEALED in a ZIPLOCK BAG. AND GINGER RIPPED IT OPEN. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And she also chewed up a plastic lid the other day… <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The thing is, she doesn’t eat the stuff!!! (Except of course my banana bread \ud83d\ude44). <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyway, we’re going to go take a drive around (WITH GINGER, DON’T WORRY!!!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have a non-pink-slime-rug day guys! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sydney <3 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ps. #slimesucks and slime+ six month old puppy = DISASTER. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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